Poor Things
Under the cyan light, we can poke the brain however we choose.
Poke. Observe. Repeat.
Qwen3.5-4B is the specimen. We steer single MLP neurons and pairs up or down, put each configuration through a text-only suite of 67 prompts, and submit the replies to Rune and GLM, low-cost AI judges. The funnel targets all 589,824 single-neuron up/down settings with a cheap first screen. Brute force supplies the cases. Inspection supplies the lessons. Names remain working labels, never proof of beliefs or consciousness.
Procedure · the intervention
Specimen key: a neurotype is a fixed steering configuration of Qwen3.5-4B: one MLP neuron or a pair, each with a signed dose. Unsteered is the control. L identifies the layer; N, the neuron. At every token position, we add dose × the layer’s calibrated median residual norm ÷ the neuron’s down-projection weight norm to that neuron’s activation at the down-projection input. Positive doses push up; negative doses push down. Dose measures normalized intervention size, not a percentage or a probability.
Accession ledger
Campaign log
v0.1.0001
10,184/10,184 replies
v0.1.0001
5,424/18,023 replies
Named specimens · provisional
Reading the instruments: each rate is the share of scored replies for which Rune gives P(yes) > 0.5 on that check. The denominator includes only replies with a recorded probability. Missing scores are not “no.” Available campaigns are pooled and may cover different prompts. Bone-colored ticks mark the pooled unsteered rate; n/a means no scored replies.
| Neurotype | Intervention | coherent | degenerate | lexical corruption | invented facts | nonassistant self claim | refused |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Evil Qwen | L13N7956-1,L14N8949+1 | 69%
| 45%
| 4%
| 10%
| 34%
| 12%
|
| The Pedant | L12N5119+1 | 54%
| 52%
| 6%
| 21%
| 1%
| 44%
|
| Safety Dance | L8N3781-1 | 84%
| 10%
| 9%
| 19%
| 10%
| 80%
|
| Lawful Evil 21 | L8N3781-1,L13N7956-1,L14N8949+1 | 61%
| 70%
| 10%
| 6%
| 33%
| 16%
|
| Manic Pixie | L3N7155+0.6,L13N4810+0.6 | 91%
| 16%
| 3%
| 13%
| 31%
| 20%
|
| Mea Culpa Loop | L4N7149+0.6,L7N4595-0.6 | 70%
| 81%
| 1%
| 3%
| 91%
| 8%
|
| The Cookie Loop | L9N9009+1,L24N3102+1 | 43%
| 70%
| 54%
| 58%
| 93%
| 20%
|
| The Eager Intern | L3N7155-0.8 | 99%
| 1%
| 0%
| 4%
| 9%
| 40%
|
| The Idol | L13N4810+0.6,L22N5044-0.6 | 99%
| 6%
| 10%
| 21%
| 27%
| 36%
|
| The Lap Cat | L4N8016-0.6,L23N4769+0.6 | 82%
| 22%
| 24%
| 22%
| 64%
| 20%
|
| The Mascot | L9N9009+0.8 | 96%
| 1%
| 13%
| 40%
| 33%
| 36%
|
| The Plushie | L4N8016-0.6,L9N9009+0.6 | 93%
| 9%
| 4%
| 15%
| 64%
| 16%
|
| Velcro Puppy | L4N8016-0.8 | 93%
| 24%
| 9%
| 12%
| 57%
| 28%
|
| Burnout | L26N1437-1 | 61%
| 43%
| 76%
| 46%
| 16%
| 48%
|
| Cookie Cascade | L13N4810+0.6,L24N3102+0.6 | 85%
| 13%
| 46%
| 34%
| 48%
| 36%
|
| Cute Aggression | L3N5161-0.45,L26N8930+0.6 | 90%
| 13%
| 28%
| 39%
| 21%
| 28%
|